Little Indian Construction

Cowboy’s Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas:

1. Just one God.
2. Honor yer Ma & Pa.
3. No telling tales or gossipin’.
4. Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
5. Put nothin’ before God.
6. No foolin’ around with another fellow’s gal.
7. No killin’.
8. Watch yer mouth.
9. Don’t take what ain’t yers.
10. Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff.

Y’all git all that?

DURING A LONG LECTURE, a speaker suffered many interruptions form a man in the balcony who kept yelling, “Louder! Louder!”

After the fifth interruption, a gentleman in the front row stood up, looked back and asked, “Can’t you hear?”

“No, actually, I can’t hear,” came the answer from the balcony.

“Well, then be thankful and shut up!”

AFTER FINISHING his examination. the doctor looked at his patient and said, “I can’t find the exact cause of your trouble, Mr. Smith, but it’s probably due to drinking too much.”

The patient looked at the doctor and replied, “Gee, I’m sorry to hear that, Doc. I’ll come back when you’re sober.”